{"id":748,"date":"2012-07-26T21:41:51","date_gmt":"2012-07-26T20:41:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sigis-hausmannspost.de\/?page_id=748"},"modified":"2019-01-28T16:45:58","modified_gmt":"2019-01-28T15:45:58","slug":"schule","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.sigis-hausmannspost.de\/?page_id=748","title":{"rendered":"Fach"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Besucherzaehler\"<\/a><\/p>\n

<\/h3>\n

Schul-Zeit – Elfchen <\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n

.<\/span><\/h1>\n

SCHUHLE <\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n

. <\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n

wahr H\u00e4ute <\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n

Gans arg dof <\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n

Schad umm die schene <\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n

.<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n

Z E I T <\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n

.<\/strong><\/span>\"Schule.<\/span><\/h1>\n

D E R\u00a0\u00a0 B R \u00dc L L E R<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n
(Ein Limer-XL)<\/div>\n
.<\/span><\/div>\n
Ein Lehrer,\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n
– des Reimes wegen\u00a0hei\u00dft er\u00a0<\/strong>Herr M\u00fcller –<\/strong><\/div>\n
der meinte eines Tages:\u00a0<\/strong>„Das ist doch der Br\u00fcller!<\/strong><\/div>\n
Mein F\u00fcller ist defekt,<\/strong><\/div>\n
die Patrone, die leckt.<\/strong><\/div>\n
Drum nehme ich ihn jetzt einfach als\u00a0<\/strong>Pausenf\u00fcller.“<\/strong><\/div>\n

.<\/span><\/p>\n

………………..<\/span>.<\/p>\n

Heutzutage schreibt Herr M\u00fcller<\/em><\/h4>\n

nur noch selten mit dem F\u00fcller,<\/em><\/h4>\n

lieber am Computer,<\/em> denn an diesem tuter<\/em><\/h4>\n

kein Blatt mehr vor den Mund nehmen m\u00fcssen.<\/em><\/h4>\n

sifi \u00a9 2007<\/span><\/p>\n

.<\/span><\/p>\n

.<\/span><\/p>\n

Wenn \u00a0das mal Schule macht<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Eine alleinstehende Mutter<\/strong><\/h4>\n

steht allein\u00a0<\/strong>vor der Schule.<\/strong><\/h4>\n

.<\/span><\/h4>\n

Sie erwartet dort<\/strong><\/h4>\n

ihr zweites Kind.<\/strong><\/h4>\n

.<\/span><\/h4>\n

Das dritte Kind ist <\/strong><\/h4>\n

gerade unterwegs.<\/strong><\/h4>\n

.<\/span>\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<\/span> \u00a0 \u00a0<\/span> \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0sifi \u00a9\u00a02010<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

.<\/span><\/p>\n

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.<\/span><\/h4>\n

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.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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