{"id":382,"date":"2012-03-24T12:11:50","date_gmt":"2012-03-24T11:11:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sigis-hausmannspost.de\/?page_id=382"},"modified":"2025-04-07T21:21:02","modified_gmt":"2025-04-07T20:21:02","slug":"hase","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.sigis-hausmannspost.de\/?page_id=382","title":{"rendered":"Hase"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Besucherzaehler\" href=\"http:\/\/www.andyhoppe.com\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" style=\"border: none;\" src=\"http:\/\/c.andyhoppe.com\/1334706932\" alt=\"Besucherzaehler\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h4 align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sigis-hausmannspost.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Hase.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-4458\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sigis-hausmannspost.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Hase-231x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"231\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.sigis-hausmannspost.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Hase-231x300.jpg 231w, http:\/\/www.sigis-hausmannspost.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Hase.jpg 577w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 231px) 100vw, 231px\" \/><\/a><\/h4>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ffcc00;\"><strong>Der<\/strong> <strong>verschnupfte<\/strong> <strong>Hoppelhase<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Im gr\u00fcnen Grase<\/strong><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>der Hoppelhase <\/strong><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>blies eine Blase <\/strong><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>aus seiner Nase.<br \/>\n<\/strong><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><strong>Wisst ihr,\u00a0<\/strong> <strong>weshalb?<br \/>\n<\/strong><strong>\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><strong><br \/>\nMit viel Pl\u00e4sier<\/strong><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>ein Nashorn mir <\/strong><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>verriet es <\/strong><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>neulich beim Grillen:<\/strong><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Das raffinier-<\/strong><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>te Hasentier<\/strong><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>tat\u2019s um des <\/strong><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Schleimes willen.<\/strong><\/h4>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong style=\"color: #333333; font-style: normal;\"><span style=\"color: #ffcc00;\">Fr\u00fchlingsgedicht Nr. 8888<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n<h4 align=\"center\"><strong style=\"color: #333333; font-style: normal; line-height: 24px;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ffcc00;\">Da<\/span> <span style=\"color: #ffcc00;\">lacht der Hase<\/span><\/strong><\/strong><\/h4>\n<h4 align=\"center\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">.<\/span><\/h4>\n<h4 align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size: 14px;\">Alle ACHTung! \u00a0&#8211; \u00a0<\/span>Manchmal\u00a0muss man<\/h4>\n<h4 align=\"center\">beim Reimen\u00a0ganz sch\u00f6n\u00a0<span style=\"font-size: 14px;\">ACHT geben!<\/span><\/h4>\n<h4 align=\"center\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">.<\/span><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"color: #333333; font-style: normal;\" align=\"center\"><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"color: #333333; font-style: normal;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">.<\/span><\/h4>\n<h4 align=\"center\"><strong><strong><span style=\"color: #ffcc00;\">F R \u00dc H L I N G S N A C H T<\/span><br \/>\n&#8211; \u00a0ein bunter ACHTender \u00a0&#8211;<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\">.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> .<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #008000;\">Der<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #008000;\">Hase l-ACHT,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">er hat ged &#8211; ACHT<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">viel Freude m &#8211; ACHT<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ffcc00;\">in OOOO &#8211; stern &#8211; ACHT.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #008000;\">Er \u00a0ganz \u00a0ganz s &#8211; ACHT<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">und \u00a0 mit \u00a0 Bed &#8211; ACHT<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Nest vollgem &#8211; ACHT<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ffcc00;\">mit Eierpr-ACHT.<\/span><\/strong><\/strong><\/h4>\n<h4 align=\"center\"><strong><strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #008000;\">Bald Urlaub macht\u00a0auf Osterinsel\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/strong><\/h4>\n<h4 align=\"center\"><strong><strong><span style=\"color: #008000;\">mit Segeljacht\u00a0und Einfallspinsel.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\">.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> .<\/span><\/strong><\/strong><\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0;\">sifi\u00a0\u00a9\u00a02011<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.123gif.de\/gifs\/frohe-ostern\/frohe-ostern-0216.gif\" alt=\"Osterhasen von 123gif.de\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<h4 align=\"center\"><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0;\"><strong>Wenn Osterhase Urlaub macht<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<h4 align=\"center\"><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0;\"><strong>auf seiner schicken Segeljacht,<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<h4 align=\"center\"><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0;\"><strong>dann setzt er sich ganz nackt und keck<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<h4 align=\"center\"><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0;\"><strong>am liebsten auf sein ACHTERDECK.<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Lass dir keinen B\u00e4ren aufbinden!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ffcc00;\"><strong>Spr\u00fcche-Klopfer<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Wer gro\u00dfspurig von sich behauptet:<\/strong><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u201eIch wei\u00df, wie der Hase l\u00e4uft\u201c<\/strong><strong>,<\/strong><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>der blamiert sich mit dem Spruch leicht doppelt,<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>wenn der dann doch keine Ahnung hat<\/strong><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>und auch nicht einmal wei\u00df,<\/strong><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>dass ein Hase nicht l\u00e4uft, sondern hoppelt.<\/strong><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Der verschnupfte Hoppelhase Im gr\u00fcnen Grase der Hoppelhase blies eine Blase aus seiner Nase. Wisst ihr,\u00a0 weshalb? \u00a0\u00a0 Mit viel Pl\u00e4sier ein Nashorn mir verriet es neulich beim Grillen: Das raffinier- te Hasentier tat\u2019s um des Schleimes willen. . 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