{"id":351,"date":"2012-03-05T14:21:02","date_gmt":"2012-03-05T13:21:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sigis-hausmannspost.de\/?page_id=351"},"modified":"2016-10-07T16:39:38","modified_gmt":"2016-10-07T15:39:38","slug":"holz","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.sigis-hausmannspost.de\/?page_id=351","title":{"rendered":"Holz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Besucherzaehler\" href=\"http:\/\/www.andyhoppe.com\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" style=\"border: none;\" src=\"http:\/\/c.andyhoppe.com\/1334706932\" alt=\"Besucherzaehler\" \/><\/a><span style=\"text-align: right; color: #000000;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong style=\"color: #ffcc00; font-style: normal; line-height: 24px;\">HOLZ der GEIER<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>In meiner Dichterwerkstatt<\/strong><\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>habe ich mir etwas zusammengetackert:<\/strong><\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>einen PROFI-LAKTISCH* &#8211; der ist echt PRAKTISCH.<\/strong><\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>\u00a0.<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Zuerst habe ich mit der Stichs\u00e4ge<\/strong><\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>ein paar Stichw\u00f6rter ausges\u00e4gt<\/strong><\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>und damit erste Verse geschmiedet,<\/strong><\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>da und dort noch etwas nachgebohrt,<\/strong><\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>ungehobelte Formulierungen bearbeitet,<\/strong><\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>und sorgf\u00e4ltig am Satzbau herumgefeilt.<\/strong><\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Nun h\u00f6rt sich das Werk wie geschliffen an.<\/strong><\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>\u00a0.<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ffcc00;\">GOOD LACK<\/span><\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>\u00a0.<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Unter dem alten ROMANTISCH<\/strong><\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>&#8211; nebenan im Gestaltungsspielraum &#8211;<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>habe ich eine alte Lackdose entdeckt,<\/strong><\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>&#8211; da war auch mein Einfallspinsel versteckt, &#8211;<\/strong><\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Frohgemut wollte ich mich anZwerg machen! <\/strong><\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Doch leider leide\u00a0ich an\u00a0Lackdosenintoleranz.<\/strong><\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Jetzt bin ich wieder mal der Gelackmeierte.<\/strong><\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/h1>\n<h5 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #999999;\">(<strong>* Engl. Bezeichnung f\u00fcr den Profi-Lacktisch: Profi-Tabel<\/strong>)<\/span><\/h5>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/h2>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #999999;\">Und\u00a0n\u00e4chste Woche bastle ich mir eine Beziehungskiste.<\/span><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #000000;\">.<\/span><\/h4>\n<h4>8 Tage sp\u00e4ter:<\/h4>\n<h6 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><strong>========= HAMMER\u00a0=========<\/strong><\/span><\/h6>\n<h6 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><strong>II \u00a0 <span style=\"color: #c0c0c0;\">SCHRAUBEN \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 NAGELN <\/span>\u00a0\u00a0 II<\/strong><\/span><\/h6>\n<h6 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><strong>II \u00a0<span style=\"color: #c0c0c0;\">NOCH \u00a0 ETWAS \u00a0 BOHREN\u00a0<\/span>\u00a0II<\/strong><\/span><\/h6>\n<h6 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><strong>II \u00a0\u00a0<span style=\"color: #c0c0c0;\">UND \u00a0FERTIG \u00a0IST \u00a0 DIE<\/span>\u00a0 \u00a0 II<\/strong><\/span><\/h6>\n<h6 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><strong>B E Z I E H U N G S K I S T E<\/strong><\/span><\/h6>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\">.<\/span><br \/>\nAls Elfchen war mir mein Hammerwerk etwas zu h\u00f6lzern.<strong><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\">.<\/span><\/strong><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>.<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<h6 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>UND \u00a0HIER STEHT ER ENDLICH, MEIN<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"> <strong> \u00a0 R \u00a0 \u00a0 &#8211; \u00a0&#8211; \u00a0&#8211; \u00a0&#8211; \u00a0&#8211; \u00a0&#8211; \u00a0&#8211; \u00a0&#8211; \u00a0&#8211; \u00a0&#8211; \u00a0 \u00a0 T<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"> <strong>\u00a0 O \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 I<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"> <strong> \u00a0 M \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0S<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"> <strong> \u00a0 \u00a0A \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0C<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">\u00a0 \u00a0N \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0H<\/span><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/h6>\n<h6 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">.<\/span><\/h6>\n<h6 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">.<\/span><\/h6>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\">In der Beziehung habe ich echt einen kleinen Romantick.<\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">.<\/span><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">.<\/span><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ffcc00;\"><strong style=\"color: #993300; font-style: normal;\">DA \u00a0IST \u00a0WOHL \u00a0WAS \u00a0SCHIEF\u00a0<\/strong><strong style=\"color: #993300;\">\u00a0GELAUFEN<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ffcc00;\"><strong>\u00a0H \u00a0 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ \u00a0T<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ffcc00;\"><strong>\u00a0E \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 I<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ffcc00;\"><strong>\u00a0 K \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 S<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ffcc00;\"><strong>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 C<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ffcc00;\"><strong>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 H<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">.<\/span><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\">Bei diesem Werk braucht man unbedingt einen schr\u00e4gen Humor.<\/h4>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">.<\/span><span style=\"color: #333333; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<h6 style=\"text-align: center;\">sifi \u00a9\u00a02011<\/h6>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>. HOLZ der GEIER . In meiner Dichterwerkstatt habe ich mir etwas zusammengetackert: einen PROFI-LAKTISCH* &#8211; der ist echt PRAKTISCH. \u00a0. 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